grocery bag

when a gay man takes his sweaty ball sack skin and jacks off another guy with it.

ralph: so what did you do with that guy last night, Tom?

Tom: i gave him the signiture grocery bag. duh.

by da-stonedahl February 15, 2009

Grocery Bagging

When a man uses another mans or possibly his own nut sack to masturbate with.

I was grocery bagging my junk just the other day....

by braddiss01 April 22, 2015

i'd bag her groceries

It is the same as saying "I'd hit that".

"hey dude look at that chick over there I'd bag her groceries".

by monkey lover0 March 2, 2011

Nigga Grocery Bag

Derived from the song BedRock by Young Money, it is most commonly considered a brown paper bag filled with either KFC or a 40 of Ole English.

Lebron: Yo Kobe whats that in yo hand? We got a game tonight.

Kobe: Chill son, I just went to KFC to get a nigga grocery bag.

Lebron: What about the other hand?

Kobe: Bitch, its mah other nigga grocery bag compliments of the liquor store. Ima smoke yo ass after I down these two nigga grocery bags.

by WhitePeopleDoThis April 9, 2010

Ghetto Grocery Bag

They get a grocery bag is a brown paper bag that you would ask for when purchasing a single tall beer from the liquor store

An example is " let me get a 40 in da ghetto grocery bag "

by DJ Guerilla January 9, 2020

Cleveland Grocery Bag

When you cover your nutsack in shit and then Tea Bag someone

Person A: This girl is really kinky, she wants me to give her the Cleveland Grocery Bag!

Person B: Gross man.

by Dong Feagles January 8, 2012

grocery bag dump

A dump resembling when a grocery bag is overfilled and the bag rips, immediately dumping all of its contents at once. Grocery bag dumps usually occur after large meals and waiting until the last minute to defecate.

I'm glad I made it to the bathroom in time. I had to take a massive grocery bag dump. I feel much better now.

by whtisthmtrx December 19, 2008