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Similar to a douche bag but a bagel bag because this person is similar to a stale bagel. No one wants a stale bagel, therefore a douche bag can also be called a bagel bag because no one wants a douche bag.
Person 1: Oh my gosh! I can't believe he dumped me!
Person 2: I know Becky, he's such a bagel bag!
by bunnyrabbit999 December 31, 2012
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a bag used for sacking jewish individuals when they are being particularly bagel-ish.
My friend and I bagged 13 bagels today.
by Me January 03, 2004
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