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A big greasy german guy, who loves drinking beer and sleeping in until 1 or 2 in the afternoon. Often is a big moocher and bums cigarettes from all of his friends and barges in others rooms to smoke his ciggs. and leave his lingering presence!
Damn that Baer is a son of a bitch, he smoked all my ciggs. and drank all my juice!
Baer by Godfather55 February 6, 2008
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A girl resembling a bear, usually with the attributes of extra pubic hair.
Dude, when I started eating out Jessica, I saw that she was a total Baer

Yeah man, I could've guessed that by her bear resemblence
Baer by Zach Siegel November 17, 2008
Baer, more commonly known as the durrie king, is rarely seen outside his natural habitat of Hampton. Prone to fits of drinking and late night wandering of street walking, Baer can be an unpredictable character.
Eh Baer, pass the durries.

Eh Baer, i'll give you a doller if you ( insert here )
Baer by Big Trav December 20, 2003
A cute fuzzy creature often found ambling or scampering in the forest. Found primarily in dens and known to possess the 'pinkish hue'. Not the best of company when hungry. Prone to 'cabin fever' and should be walked immediately if this is the case. Fond of 'lerens' suffix.
My my Baer your volleyball serves are much improved.
baer by David Attenborough October 11, 2003
When your bae is also your teddybear
Im gonna visit my baer for some netflix and chill
Baer by Paulatoetje December 5, 2016
Often described as an aboriginal man hole with an appetite for NewZealand sausage.
Baer is often seen searching for anal comfort
Baer by Belmore January 9, 2019