Badgerwank 

1. to wank off a badger.
2. to express annoyance at something that is shit.
3. can be reffered to badger porn

"Rich your girlfriend is cheating on you!"
" OH Badgerwank"

"WOW look at that badgerwank!!!!"

Badgerwank by Billy Sastard January 2, 2009

badgerpanties 

(adj.) An extremely sexually vigorous woman. Note that entering an actual badger's hole/burrow results in one getting "tore up." Use this word in the same way one would use the term batshit, but with a somewhat different meaning.

She seems all shy, but I hear she's badgerpanties.

badgerpanties by Inox March 14, 2005

Badgersand 

A natural mix of clay, sand and shale first found in Ralltgoed valley, Wales. Now sourced on the Esgair estate used for top dressing downhill mountain bike tracks.

We need another ton of Badgersand to finish this berm

Badgersand by Stumpuller May 11, 2020

badgerbanger 

A person who has sex with badgers. Probably because hunting foxes has been banned. Such person must have a hardy penis in order to deal with bonerbiting by the badger.

Scottish people often wear sporrans in order to attract badgers to their cocks which are under the kilt. They wiggle it around to attract the badger, a practice known as badger baiting. When the badger bites they have oral sex with it then fuck it as well. It is due to this practice that the Scottish are so hardy.

It is often wrongly stated that the Welsh are also badgerbangers. In fact, as we all know, they go for the rather safer course of being sheepshaggers.

badgerbanger by Andy June 12, 2008

Badgerman 

Born in Lithuania in 1923, the only known person who has a triple helix DNA structure. Inventor of telegraph poles, chinese food, and wigwams.
Awarded a knighthood in 1996 for his revolutionary work on "the cleansing of fresh water mongeese".
Has a Huge Cock.

Badgerman and Facist Boy AWAY!!!

Badgerman by Queen Latifah of Hiphoppy land November 25, 2004

baggerwank 

a cuss used when you are annoyed at someone

baggerwank, you just cost us the game

baggerwank by Hardley Surton December 7, 2006