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Banach Test 

1. A test you perform upon yourself to see if you really want to date the woman you're with or if you're just trying to have sex with her.

2. Putting on pornography and masturbating an hour before going on a date. Upon ejaculation, if you still feel like going on the date, you are really serious about having a relationship with the woman. If not, then you're just looking for sex and have saved yourself a ton of cash.
Jenny got stood up by Jonathan the other night. Apparently he did the Banach Test and fell asleep soon after.
Banach Test by NyC PrO July 31, 2012

Balachandran 

Very common brown name.. Given to people that are smart.. They are good at Math and Science.. They do lots of Science.. They can play sports too.... Very Similar To an Inderpal
Gosh he's so awesome, he's a Balachandran
Balachandran by CIAD December 15, 2009

badzachx 

The recreation of bruhitszach because Zach was tired of being a pineapple head
Badzachx is a peanut head
badzachx by Markxmelloul February 7, 2018

Badaching Badachang 

A phrase used after a successful attempt. Used sometimes to rub in success to your friends, or to say "beat that." When two people complete a task together, often one will say the first half and the other will finish the phrase. A dramatic pause may also separate the first and second words of the sentence.
Jim gets a 100 on his math test: "Badaching badachang!"

badacafcar 

Apparently a human right by Sleepy Joe Biden. Also, Obamna also believes that.
β€œBarrack and I think it’s a right! For people to have Badacafcar.”
badacafcar by I.E.I. Industries September 16, 2023
1) The headache you get after watching a Michael Bay movie.

2) The result of hearing nothing but explosions for two hours straight.
After seeing Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen, I had to take three Advils to relieve the massive Bayache I had.
Bayache by Pantsarama June 25, 2009