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Banach Test 

1. A test you perform upon yourself to see if you really want to date the woman you're with or if you're just trying to have sex with her.

2. Putting on pornography and masturbating an hour before going on a date. Upon ejaculation, if you still feel like going on the date, you are really serious about having a relationship with the woman. If not, then you're just looking for sex and have saved yourself a ton of cash.
Jenny got stood up by Jonathan the other night. Apparently he did the Banach Test and fell asleep soon after.
Banach Test by NyC PrO July 31, 2012

Balachandran 

Very common brown name.. Given to people that are smart.. They are good at Math and Science.. They do lots of Science.. They can play sports too.... Very Similar To an Inderpal
Gosh he's so awesome, he's a Balachandran
Balachandran by CIAD December 15, 2009

badzachx 

The recreation of bruhitszach because Zach was tired of being a pineapple head
Badzachx is a peanut head
badzachx by Markxmelloul February 7, 2018

Badaching Badachang 

A phrase used after a successful attempt. Used sometimes to rub in success to your friends, or to say "beat that." When two people complete a task together, often one will say the first half and the other will finish the phrase. A dramatic pause may also separate the first and second words of the sentence.
Jim gets a 100 on his math test: "Badaching badachang!"

badacafcar 

Apparently a human right by Sleepy Joe Biden. Also, Obamna also believes that.
“Barrack and I think it’s a right! For people to have Badacafcar.”
badacafcar by I.E.I. Industries September 16, 2023
1) The headache you get after watching a Michael Bay movie.

2) The result of hearing nothing but explosions for two hours straight.
After seeing Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen, I had to take three Advils to relieve the massive Bayache I had.
Bayache by Pantsarama June 25, 2009
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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