Canadian Bacon

A remarkably salty piece of thick sliced ham, that in no way, shape or form is bacon. It does, however taste pretty similar.

Person 1: I'm going to have some Canadian Bacon.
Person 2: Why? Why not actual bacon?

by Not funny. Didn't Laugh. December 15, 2021

Canadian Bacon

A Canadian Penis

I sucked on his Canadian Bacon last night.

by Darwin Ching Chong May 30, 2018

bacon is good on Wednesdays

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bacon is good on Wednesdays

by BIG-M chocolate milk May 8, 2022

bacon jar

Putting the "bacon" into the "jar" ;)

Last night Tim gave me a bacon jar!!

by Bacon Jar February 8, 2018

Bacon Bunch

The large grouping of vehicles that won't pass a police car on the highway.

I was incredibly late to work because of the bacon bunch rolling roadblock.

by seanferd September 2, 2008

Worm Bacon

Dried up worms on the sidewalk.

"Why do worms crawl out the dirt ehen they know they're just gonna dry up and turn into worm bacon? "

by Mooderator May 11, 2016

Bacon Cheese

Tyler Douglas

His name is Tyler Douglas, therefore he is Bacon Cheese

by Ffuckddick April 19, 2023