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2.
A part of a woman's anatomy
Last nights i got in between the bacon curtains
by Marcy R November 06, 2006
 
1.
Slang for the labia of the female genetalia, particularly those belonging to large women.
It was their first time together. As Cindy removed her clothing there was a terrible squelching sound. With bulging eyes, Rolf cautiously pulled aside her bacon curtains, watched them sag into the thick carpet and promptly fainted.
by Bron November 05, 2003