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Slang for the labia of the female genetalia, particularly those belonging to large women.
It was their first time together. As Cindy removed her clothing there was a terrible squelching sound. With bulging eyes, Rolf cautiously pulled aside her bacon curtains, watched them sag into the thick carpet and promptly fainted.
by Bron November 05, 2003
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Cleveland Steamer Plush

The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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Last nights i got in between the bacon curtains
by Marcy R November 06, 2006
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Golden Shower Plush

He's warmer than you think.

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