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A part of a woman's anatomy
Last nights i got in between the bacon curtains
by Marcy R November 06, 2006
Slang for the labia of the female genetalia, particularly those belonging to large women.
It was their first time together. As Cindy removed her clothing there was a terrible squelching sound. With bulging eyes, Rolf cautiously pulled aside her bacon curtains, watched them sag into the thick carpet and promptly fainted.
by Bron November 05, 2003