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Bacon Neck 

The collar of a shirt resembles a piece of crispy cooked bacon.
Ew, Did you see Ian Comptons Bacon Neck last night? I nearly puked
Bacon Neck by weeweepeepee September 5, 2010

bacon neck 

A man with a large number of ham rolls on the back of his head, such as Gloop also known as Gloop Glitter
A bacon neck is mainly a man with a vast number of pork rolls on the back of his head
bacon neck by Maned99 May 25, 2008

Bacon Neck 

An alternative term for when a man abruptly places or slaps his penis upon the frontal neck area of a person to utilize the space between the chin and neck for purposes of orgasm.
Bacon Neck by Jenation February 3, 2024

'Ol Bacon Neck 

Skin near the head of the penis that is so skidded the hell out from overuse, it resembles the stretched apart collar on a turtleneck sweater (See Ron Jeremy).
After thousands of bonks, his dick started to get the 'Ol Bacon Neck.
'Ol Bacon Neck by O11 April 29, 2014
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019