Laughably teen magazine service on BBC Ceefax Page 577 - mainly due to its laughable content and embarrassingly self-conscious coolness. Any reference to this taboo subject should be as B*ckch*t.
Reading B*ckch*t is like having an enema, only with Super Noodles instead of water.
Bob: Did you see B*ckch*t yesterday?
Kev: Yeah, man! Busted are the best!
Bob: *smacks Kev round the head with pinking shears*