The use of a unfurled coat hanger to remove said zygote-unwanted freeloading life from themselves in a back alley-preferably in a semi-residential urban area
"I knew this guy who made sure to instruct his girls to have a back alley Abortion to save them money with Geico"
A serious Japanese hard liquor, that costs slightly over $2.00, and comes in a nondescript plastic container. The most notable thing is the taste, which is so fucking aweful that one would surmise that it has abortive qualities...which would be the best quality that comes to mind after drinking it.
That story Jake told me was so intense I just had to drink a bottle of Back-Alley Abortion.
n. Nailing your pregnant girlfriend in a rusted out station wagon in a strip mall parking lot until she has a miscarriage.
The back alley abortion is cheap, efficient, and somewhat entertaining.