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Bald Poo Poo Baby 

Basically a bunch of boys in my class. BUT ESPECIALLY MARKAS. HES SO BALD AND POOPY, HE LOOKS LIKE A FRIGGIN' DEFORMED CHICKEN NUGET, HE'S 4 FT 2 AND LIVES UNDER A ROCK. BALALLALALLALLALALLALLAL
"wow look at that deformed chicken nuget"
"It almost looks like Markas! A bald poo poo baby"

Baby poo 

You call a loved someone this when they're being cute or sweet
"Aww your my / such a baby poo!!"

Baby poo 

The result of a small-follow through in your pants.

Also called Baby Shit or Baby Shite.
Referred to by intellectuals as Infantile Poop.
'Uh-oh, I just did a baby poo'

After passing wind, A sudden look of horror came over Craig's face as he realised that there was a Baby Poo in his pants.
Baby poo by LeePea March 7, 2007

poo baby 

During anal sex, the man ejacualtes into the anus of the male or female receiver. When the receiver later uses the toilet, what comes out of the anus, a mixture of ejaculate and feces is a poo baby.
Chris and Sean, sitting in a tree,
K-I-S-S-I-N-G,
first comes love, then comes marriage,
then comes the poo baby in the toilet carriage.
poo baby by Gabriel Miranda April 19, 2007

Poo Baby 

When you eat too much the night/day before - and your bloated stomach's contents have digested enough - and your 'leftovers' are ready to be "dropped off at the pool".
Nat - "I ate too much last night! Poo Baby is ready to launch!"
Kim - "Same here, I'll come with."

Kelly - "I've got a Poo Baby."
Poo Baby by MaceGrey October 19, 2010