Top Definition
A joke, in which instead of saying something old, like "Have you ever just wanted to kill someone?", you would say something such as "Anyone ever wanted to just take a baby and put red thumb tacts in it's eyeballs so when it looks around it looks like a demon?".
Dead or alive baby jokes example
Idiot-"Have you ever got so angry you wanted to break your xbox?"
Smart Person-"No no no, now it's have you ever wanted to just take out a babies tail bone with your bare hands?"
by 1997sjg April 04, 2011

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