Baby Jokes 

A joke, in which instead of saying something old, like "Have you ever just wanted to kill someone?", you would say something such as "Anyone ever wanted to just take a baby and put red thumb tacts in it's eyeballs so when it looks around it looks like a demon?".

Dead or alive baby jokes example
Idiot-"Have you ever got so angry you wanted to break your xbox?"
Smart Person-"No no no, now it's have you ever wanted to just take out a babies tail bone with your bare hands?"

Baby Jokes by 1997sjg April 22, 2011

Dead Baby Jokes

any joke or attempt to get others to laugh while making light of dead babies. These tend to have a large amount of shock value, and sometimes shouldn't be told in the office.

Q: What has 4 legs and one arm?
A: A Doberman in a children's playground!

Q: What's the difference between a truck load of dead babies and a truck
load of bricks?
A: You can't use a pitchfork on bricks.

Q: How do you make a dead baby float?
A1: One glass of Root Beer and two scoops of baby.
A2: Take your foot off its head.

Q: What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline?
A: When you jump on a trampoline, you take your boots off.

Dead Baby Jokes by The Dingo February 5, 2005

Dead Baby Jokes

Whats the differnce between a shiny red Corvette and a pile of dead babies?

I do not have a shiny red Corvette in my garage.

Dead Baby Jokes by TheD8001 April 16, 2005

Dead Baby Jokes

Very offensive, but extremely funny jokes.

A couple Dead Baby Jokes

Q:How many dead babies does it take to paint a fence?

A:It depends on how hard u throw them.

Q:What's more disgusting that ten dead babies nailed to one tree?

A:One dead baby nailed to ten different trees.

Dead Baby Jokes by CottleZanze November 26, 2006

Dead Baby Jokes

jokes funny to people who hate children

Mark:what gets smaller and smaller and redder and redder
Randy:what?
Mark: A baby brushing his hair with a potato pealer.

Dead Baby Jokes by imgoingtoeatyourbaby June 28, 2005

Dead Baby Jokes

A joke made in light of dead babies.

dead baby jokes

Q) What is the best way to get dead babies out of a blender?

A) With chips.

Dead Baby Jokes by BananaBurtSpamovich May 25, 2006

dead baby jokes

Jokes for people with sick minds and a hate/fetish for babies(dead or alive).

Q: Whats the difference between a watermelon and a dead baby?
A: The watermelon is'nt as messy when you eat it.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?
A: Depends how hard you throw them.

Q: Whats red, bubbling, and looking out of a window?
A: A baby in a microwave.

Q: Whats worse than 5 dead babies in 1 garbage can?
A: 1 dead baby in 5 garbage cans.

Q: Who loves dead baby jokes?
A: Everyone!

dead baby jokes by Cookiel August 14, 2007