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baby bomb 

When you get shit on your fingers while checking a baby's diaper.
Wife: You've been washing your hands for ten minutes. What happened?

Husband: Jacob baby bombed me.

Wife: Sucks to be you.
baby bomb by 2014_chiguy June 12, 2013

baby bomb 

When a male ejaculates inside of a female while having unprotected sex.
Bob: Dude, you were wasted last night! Did you hook up with that girl?
Carl: Yea! It was Awesome
Bob: Did you atleast were a rubber?
Carl: No, she was on the pill.
Bob: So... I guess you dropped a baby bomb?
Carl: Yea, It just feels so good once I start.
baby bomb by Stuffs March 12, 2008

Baby Bomb Boomers 

The group that fucked up the planet and turned the planet into a spirling downhole of shit with their overprilvilaged selves and became selfish because they are the lost generation that had a shitty history and they want to make it up for it by fucking up the Millenials and Generation X and leave the next generation with nothing.
Baby Bomb Boomers by TrashPrike December 17, 2018

Atom bomb baby

A person that is very pretty

Baby Bombardier 

It is when a parent/parents bring an infant to a "Clearly Adult" or inappropriate venue shamelessly because they are typically older or younger parents with a serious case of FOMO( fear of missing out). Some of the events you see this occur are; Movie Theaters, Night Clubs, Raging Parties, Bars, Concerts, Guys or Girls night out, and the occasional strip club.
The Swan and I were having a great time at the party until hearing the constant crying from the infant in the corner, "who the hell invited that Baby Bombardier anyway!"
Baby Bombardier by Hixxz68 August 19, 2018

Baby Bomber/Granny Robber 

A politician who has voted for war and has also voted to cut/privatize Social Security. Taking it further, a draft dodger/baby bomber/granny robber is somebody who has done the above and has also dodged the draft.
"Man my congressman sucks, he's one of those right-wing baby bomber/granny robbers." "Oh that's nothing, my congressman is Steve King, so he's a baby bomber/draft dodger/granny robber/seal clobber!"