Bella Vista Marching Band (and color guard too I guess.) One of the few high school marching bands with a Blue Devils drum major as an instructor, otherwise a decently above average music program people go to when they want to put in the effort of doing a sport, but without getting any of the recognition. The payoff? A sickass display of more trophies than games the football team lost. And if you know anything about BV football, you’ll know how much of an achievement that is.
The band might not be as good as some of the other bands, like Granite Bay (but not Antelope), but when it comes to culture, they have more than the entire continental United States. Seriously, name one other marching band that has its own Minecraft server, multiple original religions, and a ridiculous amount of instagram meme pages. Just try.
When talking to any band kid, try not to mention the word ‘bound’ or the year 2017. They don’t like to talk about 2017 due to some incidents mostly related to Antelope High School, who recently poured salt in the wounds. Bella Vista then threw shade at antelope by the use of the term ‘wonk’.
In summary, about 60 virgin high schoolers making out with metal tubes and calling it music, plus the percussion sections, which are cults.
The band might not be as good as some of the other bands, like Granite Bay (but not Antelope), but when it comes to culture, they have more than the entire continental United States. Seriously, name one other marching band that has its own Minecraft server, multiple original religions, and a ridiculous amount of instagram meme pages. Just try.
When talking to any band kid, try not to mention the word ‘bound’ or the year 2017. They don’t like to talk about 2017 due to some incidents mostly related to Antelope High School, who recently poured salt in the wounds. Bella Vista then threw shade at antelope by the use of the term ‘wonk’.
In summary, about 60 virgin high schoolers making out with metal tubes and calling it music, plus the percussion sections, which are cults.
Football player: (practicing football)
BV Band percussionist: Move aside, BV needs to get trophies on the field.
BV Band percussionist: Move aside, BV needs to get trophies on the field.
by DysfunctionalPianist December 18, 2019
by Brian Vinbent January 4, 2017
by ExtremeRekker December 6, 2014
The slice made from the vagina to the butthole to ease the passing of a baby during childbirth. Used usually as an example of something extremely unpleasant.
by sliceslice April 6, 2011
An obscure body modification practice, but growing in popularity and often performed by unlicensed surgeons in the backs of customized vans. The procedure involves the switching of the vaginal and anal canals inside the body while leaving the outside of the orifices intact and unmodified. After the surgery is complete and the patient is fully healed the girl will be able to poop out of her pussy and get impregnated through anal sex. Not to be confused with the BV flip.
person one-"her twat tasted so bad she musta had a BV flip, cause that slizz tasted just like shit"
person two "I think you are confusing a BV flip and a BV switch again"
person one-"sorry sir"
person two-"just dont let it happen again"
person two "I think you are confusing a BV flip and a BV switch again"
person one-"sorry sir"
person two-"just dont let it happen again"
by Legodogel May 2, 2012
by Phoenix2088 March 24, 2003
A popular body modification surgery that involves the "flipping" of the vaginal and anal canals. Basically after the surgery is done, the girl's butthole is in the front and her pussy is in the back. It is pretty cool looking! Not to be confused with the BV switch.
by Legodogel May 2, 2012