BTD

A fake disease tiffany made up to fuck with Ethan about her chesticles

Ethan: how's the chest?
Tiffany: think it may be BTD
Ethan:BTD?
Tiffany: yea, bad tiddy disease

by 1234oofie July 14, 2018

BTDS

BTDS is an acronym that stands for Bigger Than Dick Shit. When you take a huge ass shit, look into the toilet and wonder "I think that's bigger than my dick" you've taken a BTDS.

Joe: Yo Tommy, check the toilet, I just left a BTDS
Tommy: Your BTDS's are like 4 inches

by -Asher October 18, 2010

BTD*

Simple. BTD= Bitches These Days. People need to understand the concept of this acronym and start the BTD movement. It all started when I was in a Dominos with my nigga Shariff... This Albanian guy came in to order a pie too (frankly I thought the nigga was gay, turns out he wasn't) and he was yelling at these 3 girls that he was with who were being dumb annoying bitches and his exact words were "can you bitches get in the car already!" and just shoved them out of Dominos. He looks over to me and my nigga Shariff (we were the only 2 other people in there) and shook his head (like some smh shit) and says to us "bitches these days", me and Shariff looked at each other and understood the concept right then and there... and that's where it all started BTD. Bitches These Days.

Me: My girlfriend bitches to me about the littlest things.
Shariff: She's just being a girl man.
Me: Nah, she's being a BTD*!

Yo, look at the dumb drunk bitch being mad loud and sloppy trying to get some dick in her. Fucking BTD*.

Me: You just knocked over my bong and broke it.
Girl: Ohhh Myy God I'm so sorryyyy (walks away like it's nothing)
Me: Fuckinggggg BTDDDDDDD

by scooooopp December 31, 2011

Btd

Bout to die

That shit so funny I’m btd💀😂

by ahhhhionknow April 27, 2018

BTDs

bromatically transmitted disease. it is like the STDs but for bromances. BTDs are the shorthand.

Billy has BTDs because Joe gave them to him when they were intimate.

by ana_nonymousperson May 14, 2011

btd

btd stands for ( born to die) this can be used if you're a rebellious emo kid who wants to be edgy infront of their emo "crush" such as gerardway or sonny moore

- ahaha hey bbg mamas rawr XD

-oh hi gerardway <3 rawr

-yo how you doing sweet tooth ahaha <3 rawr XD uwu rawr

-oh im good just btd ahaha rawr <3

by gothicxx February 2, 2021

btd

standing for beat that dick.when a female proceeds to beat a mans dick

nigga she btd yesturday it was crazy

by sexmaster101 September 11, 2011