BSPM 

Ball Slaps Per Minute - The speed at which the thrusts of sexual intercouse occur measured by the amount of times that the balls contact the clitoris, in the doggy style position, per minute. When in other sexual positions the BSPM count is based on the amount of time the balls make contact with female or male skin per second.

I was banging this girl the other night and when I reached 957 BSPM's my testicle exploded.

BSPM by hojanson December 19, 2008

Bspm 

'Big sweaty private match'

Usualy on games like call of duty, private matches with both teams in different party's, playing as tactically as they can.

Here boys anyone keen on a bspm tonight?

Aye cov I'm well keen

Bspm by Ubishieb April 3, 2021

BSPM 

Bullshit per minute

PragerU's BSPM is about 4-5 times higher than the average YouTube channel's.

BSPM by Keeper of 2s November 4, 2023

BSPMccheese 

a stupid moron that nobody likes

BSPMccheese, aka the toddler, gets mad at people for saying "Stop glitching."

BSPMccheese by I WILL ACTUALLY DIE January 22, 2021