BSPM

Ball Slaps Per Minute - The speed at which the thrusts of sexual intercouse occur measured by the amount of times that the balls contact the clitoris, in the doggy style position, per minute. When in other sexual positions the BSPM count is based on the amount of time the balls make contact with female or male skin per second.

I was banging this girl the other night and when I reached 957 BSPM's my testicle exploded.

BSPM by hojanson December 19, 2008

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Bspm

'Big sweaty private match'

Usualy on games like call of duty, private matches with both teams in different party's, playing as tactically as they can.

Here boys anyone keen on a bspm tonight?

Aye cov I'm well keen

Bspm by Ubishieb April 3, 2021

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BSPM • BSPMccheese

BSPM

Bullshit per minute

PragerU's BSPM is about 4-5 times higher than the average YouTube channel's.

BSPM by Keeper of 2s November 4, 2023

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BSPMccheese

a stupid moron that nobody likes

BSPMccheese, aka the toddler, gets mad at people for saying "Stop glitching."

BSPMccheese by I WILL ACTUALLY DIE January 22, 2021

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I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.

"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"

I mean I guess bro by clydedrewblood June 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

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