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brettfly 

A small fly like insect, that enjoy flying up young childrens bumholes.
Oh my god! Its Brettfly! Cover your ports boys!
brettfly by Bretteroth September 24, 2004
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brettford 

A blond kid who goes to Vanderbilt. Had a kick-ass xanga... but it died. To this date, a competent yet undistinguished SuperSmashBrothers player. Often seen in conjunction with the mysterious Turner Batty.

Brettford - (archaic), the unquestioned source for all things political, taboo, and relating to BVN.
Oh I see Turner, but where's Brettford? Maybe he's hinding behind him.

Hey man... if you go to BVN, you should check out Brettford Archaic. It's the unquestioned source for all things political and taboo. And something else.
brettford by G-diddy April 17, 2005
For when you're leaving long enough that it would be too long to say "brb", but not long enough to actually leave, and say "ttyl". About 10-15 minutes.
"Gotta go fold some clothes, brbttyl."
brbttyl by Anonymous12468 October 9, 2011

brbgttftgab

Be Right Back Going to The Fridge To Get A Beer
an expansion on brb, where you give a valid reason for letting others wait a few more seconds.

Mostly used in online gaming, where beer and pretzels are widely accepted, but being late isn't.
Can be used for any other drink (pref. alchoholic), or snack.
Just a quick reminder for everyone that your readying yourself for a long playing session.
chat john:> So are we going to start the raid
chat doe:>Yep lets go...oh...wait .. brbgttftgab
brbgttftgab by Marinus April 1, 2008
flip on a britt
omg that guy just brittflipped the britt
Brittflip by brittflip420 March 5, 2017

brettfast 

A male that lives in Grimsby who only drinks water, he has these big blue Wolfy eyes that are quite scary.

He always wears a checkered shirt
He thinks his hair is cool and it kind of is

He is a big bully

He can be nice sometimes

MASSIVE CUNT
That guy is a massive cunt

That guy is a brettfast
brettfast by Cherinabubble August 3, 2018