BOFM 

Bunch Of Fucking Morons

Management at this company is made up BOFMs

BOFM by BotheredGuy May 5, 2010

BOFM 

Its a mnemonic device (ex. LOL-laugh out loud; BAMF-bad ass mother fucker) that means "Burn One For Me" which means smoke "something" (weed, cigs whatever) for me, or smoke "something" and dedicate it to me.

I can't smoke anymore cause my parents gonna drug test me so yall BOFM tonight.

BOFM by cheerburner999 December 25, 2010

BOFmobile 

A BOFmobile is a large 4x4 vehicle. It could be a Range Rover or a Freelander; normally with immaculate black or tan leather interiors.

Commonly spotted where there's no need whatsoever for 4 wheel drive capabilities, BOFmobiles are driven by exceedingly boring men. These men are usually between 40 and 50, have receding (normally greying blond) hair, listen to Rachmaninov and have a penchant for bacon sandwiches. They normally work in the media.

BOFmobiles are frequently dark in colour with blindingly shiny chrome decals. They are often spotted with their fog lights blazing on the clearest of days.

Glove box will contain: £500 in cash for on-the spot fines, an A-Z of the driver's home county, hangover mints, a garish tie, expensive aftershave and a script of some sort.

There will be a linen jacket hanging over the back seat and a pair of Chelsea Boots behind the passenger seat.

Beware the BOFmobiles.

"Did you see that BOFmobile?!"

"Yes. He rammed into me at the traffic lights last week and tried to palm me off with a bacon sandwich."

BOFmobile by Dewin April 6, 2012

bofmocting 

To bofmoct. A word made up at Philmont while taking the group picture. It means what you want it to mean.

Stop bofmocting in the kieva!

bofmocting by lhinds7 March 16, 2009

bofma 

Bofma

Joke immaturely used by “🥶🤬😈🤑THE BOYZ” in the middle school who beehive it is the most hilarious joke they have ever heard

Example: “Have you tried using bofma??”
“Bofma nutz in yo mouth”

bofma by @Suzuka_Supremacy June 11, 2021