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Blore Wide
The next-day realization that the consumption and/or activity of the prior day and evening was done to excess.
Blore Wide by Pale Rider December 14, 2019
Blorbo
Originating on Tumblr, the term 'blorbo' refers to a person's favorite or beloved character from any piece of fandom media. Can be synonymous with scrunkly, scrimblo, or eeby deeby.
Daughter: "Oh my god, the blorbos from my show are having such a bad time."
Mother: "Sweetie, I have NO idea what that means."
Mother: "Sweetie, I have NO idea what that means."
Blorbo by jar_of_rocks April 27, 2022
Word of the Day on September 18, 2024
Blorbo
Otherwise known as "Blorbo from my shows" is tumblr slang for your favourite character, along othef terms like scrimblo bimblo, eeby deeby, skrunkly etc.
Blorbo by Televisiophobic February 26, 2022
Blorphans
A way to get rid of over population by putting all orphans in a blimp like zeplin and let then live in the blimp with only 30 packets of ramen noodles most may have to cannibalize to survive. The blimp will have 4 factions including beef, chicken, pork, and roast chicken each faction has 5 packets of ramen noodles guarded by the faction leaders which will most likely be around the age of 16 to 20 however all of the orphans will be no older than 9 so if they want to eat and get the ramen noodles they will have to work together to create an army(which will most likely not be enough anyway) and the rest of the ramen packets are scattered around the blimp. The size of the blimp would be about the size of a superbowl stadium/ football stadium. Each faction leader has a second phase to a fight in which they are not allowed to use unless they are in a dire situation and about to lose to the blorphans(blimp orphans) an example of this is the beef faction leader whose second phase is to pull out to sturdy metal pipes and start using spinning attacks on said orphans. That is the braindead definition of blorphans I may post more idk yet and I also haven't spoke of sporphans yet either which will be an amazing definition to talk about
Hey chicken faction leader the blorphans have decided to band together and try to take down the beef faction and yours, do you want to team together and whoop some blorphan ass?
Blorphans by .65% shaggy power March 28, 2019
Blorank
(noun) A derogatory name for a woman. "Blorank" is a combination of the words, "bitch, slut, whore, and skank." The noun is associated with any woman who has exhibited the characteristics of the aforementioned terms.
Guy #1: She wouldn't hook up with me again because she said she felt bad for her boyfriend, and then she goes and hooks up with another guy.
Guy #2: Wow, what a Blorank.
Guy #2: Wow, what a Blorank.
Blorank by atlanticcitycamp August 27, 2009
blortmanteau
A blortmanteau is a tritely-constructed or overly contrived portmanteau, designed in an attempt for cleverness and passing, if pithy, appeal. They are becoming increasingly common in the 24-hour news cycle of the early 21st Century.
A portmanteau of the slang word ‘blort’ (slang, vulg: meaning ‘to vomit, fart, ejaculate or otherwise expel matter from an orifice or use ill-considered words loudly') and portmanteau (a word created by the union of two or more words).
A portmanteau of the slang word ‘blort’ (slang, vulg: meaning ‘to vomit, fart, ejaculate or otherwise expel matter from an orifice or use ill-considered words loudly') and portmanteau (a word created by the union of two or more words).
'You going anywhere this weekend, Bob?'
'I'm having a staycation.'
'What does that mean?'
'I'm having a holiday at home. Heard that little gem on NBC, thought I'd use it. Pretty cool huh?'
'It's a blortmanteau Bob...and as such, I now have to maim you.'
N.B. Blortmanteau is also a blortmanteau.
'I'm having a staycation.'
'What does that mean?'
'I'm having a holiday at home. Heard that little gem on NBC, thought I'd use it. Pretty cool huh?'
'It's a blortmanteau Bob...and as such, I now have to maim you.'
N.B. Blortmanteau is also a blortmanteau.
blortmanteau by rxnxr October 16, 2009
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.