BLOFH

Bastard Linux Operator From Hell. A maniacal and savage linux system administrator. Someone who gets kicks out of killing other user's screen sessions and redirecting home directories to /dev/null.

Bob: Hey is Derek the one killing irssi and piping ascii dicks into the physical terminal?
James: Yea he's a real BLOFH

BLOFH by Nexuz July 8, 2011

blohsh 

billie eilish’s balm merch company.

“i just got the new blohsh hoodie, dude.”

blohsh by Lindsey Claire December 13, 2018

Alaskan Blowhole

When your having sex with a girl and you want to fill all holes. you put your dick in her vagina. then your two thumbs in the ears with your pinky's covering the nostril. while your kissing her then shove your big toe up her ass. this will completely cover the holes.

Steven L.: Hey you want to try something new.
Hannah L. : Like what?
Steven L.: Can I give you an Alaskan blowhole.

Alaskan Blowhole by DLDLP February 8, 2017

BOFH 

Bastard Operator From Hell. We all know the bitter, secluded system administrator that is so sick of people pestering him that he would all too eagerly delete all your accounts, just because he can. BOFHs are usually operators long enough in the business to have lost all sense of respect for the maggots that keep calling him about their broken computers.

Do not anger the BOFH, for he has root access.

Shit! The damn BOFH changed my passwords again!

BOFH by Fluid August 29, 2003

Bloff 

To breakwind or fart. (ie. to emit wind from the anus, squeeze cheese, float an air biscuit, a bottom burp, flatulate, etc, etc).

Bloff is a contraction of "Blow off" (which is an English term for farting (not to be confused with the American term "Blow off" which is unrelated).

Sometimes there is not an inoffensive or child-safe word for flatulence in polite company, this is where bloffing comes in. To say someone is bloffing is far more socially acceptable, and even child friendly. It's especially easy to tell your kid to stop bloffing in a crowded restaurant, for example. Equally, it's not a big issue if your child shouts out "I did a bloff" in a supermarket or such!

Who did that bloff in the elavator?
No bloffing at the table Timothy!
Sorry Mum, it was me that bloffed at the buffet!

Bloff by jnoarm October 14, 2020

BoofHead 

A man 👨 otherwise know as Spud 🥔

Member of Australian Parliament

Sit down BoofHead ‼️

BoofHead by Auspol_Realness November 29, 2021

bloffee 

Blow Job + Coffee

As introduced by GFOTY (girlfriend of the year) in her Pop Cube Trailer for PC Music.

What's better than a bloffee?

bloffee by anonymous May 3, 2016