"I raw dawged this chick last night in the back of her dad's Bentley, so I obviously BLINCed to impregnate."

"Her puss was so tight I couldn't pull out in time to prevent BLINCage."

"After shreding nar pow on the mountain today I slayed nar cougar puss on the bathroom stall floor and BLINCed because she was on her period. It looked like a civil war battle field when I was done."