BLH

Bored, lonely Horny

My BF only calls me when he’s BLH’ing

by Chase202020 April 27, 2022

BLH

Means "Boiling Lava Hot", from the comedian Jim Gaffigan's stand up skit, Beyond the Pale. Describes something hot that could possibly scorch the taste buds.

"Can I get a BLH?"
"BOILING LAVA HOT."

by Ashley Jackson November 28, 2006

BLH

A shit so large it makes your asshole bleed.

Ronald: Dude, Frank just took a BLH! Man, I bet his asshole hurts like hell.

Ted: +10 Respect Points for him. That's almost impossible to do.

by Teddy Bear3456 August 22, 2012