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Black Entertainment Television also known as Animal Planet is the result of some half retarded monkey inheriting millions and deciding to invest it in absolutely worthless bull shit. Mark: hey man did you watch BET last night?
Aaron: no if i wanted to see monkeys i would just go to the zoo and make a day of it. |
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1980s. Meaning yes or I agree. A: "So I'll meet you and then we'll hit the party."
B: "Bet." A: "Yo, lend me $20; you can hold this bike I just found." B: "No bet." |
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(N.) A network that used to be Black Entertainment Television, but now is just the Ghetto MTV. 106 & Park = TRL
How I'm Livin' = Cribs Access Granted = Making the Video/Diary College Hill = The Real World Coming To The Stage = Made Next = Becoming The Center = True Life/Fight for your Rights Rap City = Direct Effect Sneak Peek = Movie House (none) = Room Raiders/Crib Crashers, Dismissed/Taildaters, Newlyweds, The Osbournes, Punk'd |
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A channel that purports to support black culture, all the while instilling the idiotic ideas that plague black culture like cancer. Dude, after watching BET, I realized that I never have to get a real job because America is racist. It's much easier to just collect unemployment and stare at my "Free Mumia" poster because something bad happened to my ancestors somewhere, sometime.
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as in "sure," "you bet," "you know it," "thats for sure," "thats a plan," or "i will do it" Hey, lets go to the zoo tomorrow! Aight, bet!
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blacker version of MTV. They should just call it NWP. No White People except Eminem.
106 and Park= TRL Rap City= Direct Effect College Hill= Real World how I'm livin= Cribs access granted= making the video Top 25 countdown= Greatest Hits The Next= Advance Warning BET Awards= VMA's Damn you Viacom! I hope you fuckin' burn in hell. |
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A channel that completely accepts and encourages the stereotypical black attitude and lifestyle. In other words, the degradation of human culture. As if it wasn't degraded enough...
This is what makes other races dislike blacks. Host of a BET show: "Yo yo yo, man, dis here is the new video from, uh... uh... *inhales deeply* Sh*t, man, I need a joint. Get me one real quick, dawg, and I'll find dat cue card. Ah, hell, who am I kiddin'? I can't read."
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A television channel watched primarily by Asian girls who wish they were black, in light of the fact that real black people watch VH1 and Comedy Central like everyone else. Most people occasionally watch BET for the music videos.
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