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A BDJ is someone who is big and dumb and jacks (copies) other people's homework. The BDJ will pretend that he/she just wants to check their answers - but further questioning will reveal they haven't even started yet.
BDJ: "Yo can I look at your assignment, I just want to check my answers"

Me: "why you lookin at my eyes, dawg, you see some candy?"
BDJ by Justin McJusterson February 12, 2009
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BDJ bdjd f bdjfb
Noun: Standing for Bad Dad Joke. Usually an unsavory pun or joke that is considered funny only to dads.
*Whilst at a dock* Something smells fishy!
Aw, what a BDJ!
BDJ by Lottepop11 March 31, 2019
Someone who is terrible at real life and idles in World of Warcraft for days at a time begging for even the slightest bit of attention from people that he'll never meet in his life. A BDJ is typically fat, disgusting, and completely worthless in every aspect of life itself. A BDJ's only claim to fame will be any sort of "accomplishment" in World of Warcraft that not even his parents could pretend to care about.
Someone with a brain: Yo go target bdj, he just popped a destruction pot to kill that critter and is now actually posting a meter for it
Responder: Good lord what a worthless human being.
BDJ by <NDM> March 15, 2009
BDJ
noun; slang
Broad-Day Jerk: The bold, borderline-feral act of masturbating in broad daylight—typically during hours reserved for work, errands, or societal participation. Often born from boredom, lack of structure, or unemployment, a BDJ is distinguished from its nighttime counterpart by the added audacity of doing it while the sun is up, responsibilities are being ignored, and a quiet sense of shame lingers throughout.
Unemployed, bored, and spiraling by early afternoon, he ripped a BDJ at before 2:00pm and immediately felt the kind of shame usually reserved for life-changing mistakes.
BDJ by haze.xml January 21, 2026
bdjd f means bdjd f, use it as a response to any situation.
Man male: hey, wanna fuck?

Other person: bdjd f

Man male: understandable
bdjd f by Bald_Martin November 11, 2020
A highly non straight not appropriate and talks about girls all the time
bro I just met the biggest bdjs ever
bdjs by I live with 10 cats February 4, 2019