batard

French word for a type of bread (shorter and wider than a baguette)

batard, baguette ou flute?

by Wist April 18, 2005

batarded

A step above retarded. If someone does something incredibly stupid it is said to be "batarted". You, your face

Kat is Batarded
You are a complete batard.
Ever since he hit his head hes been acting kinda batarded

by Shaa la la January 19, 2008

Batard

Fusion of Bastard and retard clearly meaning Retarded Bastard

Jeese why is Elo being such a batard to me

by Ben Scott February 2, 2004

batard

A bat without a father.

That bat lives alone with his slutty mom. He is a batard.

by BrianBrian November 10, 2008

batarded

Confused after having been beaten about the head and neck with a loaf of french bread, also known as a sourdough "batard".

I'm totally batarded right now, I can't even open this tin of cocktail wieners.

by p-tron 5000 January 21, 2008

batard

As the french call it, it means "Bastard", and as the english call it, it means Uber-n00b-who-likes-his-moma

You are a gay Batard u uber n00bish hoe!

by L33t Batard July 4, 2003

batard

the quite finished word of bastard

you batard!i mean bastard!

by emma and mike May 2, 2004