batard

French word for a type of bread (shorter and wider than a baguette)

by Wist April 19, 2005

That bat lives alone with his slutty mom. He is a batard.

by BrianBrian November 16, 2006

As the french call it, it means "Bastard", and as the english call it, it means Uber-n00b-who-likes-his-moma

You are a gay Batard u uber n00bish hoe!

by L33t Batard July 5, 2003

by emma and mike May 2, 2004

The definiton came from Mike when he meant to say 'bastard' and from then we thought it was hilarious. Definition means the opposite of bastard.

Say like, you could use it if your mad at someone, or just to be funny. Like Mike and I, we used it for everything. We'd be like.. ahah batard.. lmao

by emma and mike April 26, 2004

batarded

A step above retarded. If someone does something incredibly stupid it is said to be "batarted". You, your face

Kat is Batarded
You are a complete batard.
Ever since he hit his head hes been acting kinda batarded

by Shaa la la January 20, 2008

Fusion of Bastard and retard clearly meaning Retarded Bastard

Jeese why is Elo being such a batard to me

by Ben Scott February 2, 2004