basted

basted- (verb) the act of getting gin bucket injected into your mouth by a turkey baster; usually results in getting wasted

1.)Tim brought the gin bucket and Kira got basted all night in the hot tub.

2.)I got basted last night, I am so hungover.

by Cooner c-town August 13, 2010

Bast

A person, ususally a male that wears bulky glasses refered to as Bast Glasses and loves to show his Bast pride by wearing flamboyant neon jackets which are called Bast Jackets.

The official Bast website is Http://www.angelfire.com/scary/bast and i have found it very useful in my studies

1. Oh well ya bast!

2. My dad use to be a Bast but someone stole his glasses.

3. Man, that Bast is mugging me, i'm about to show him who's boss.

4. That Bast loves his bast jacket, he never leaves home without it.

by Sam December 5, 2003

Basteing

verb the act of getting, &/or being, baked & wasted at the same time. getting baked + getting wasted = basteing

Jim can often be found Basteing behind the library on campus.

Basteing, is my absolute favorite thing to do!

"I'm Basting ballz right now brahh!"

by Roost3r Cogz August 26, 2009

baste

To artificially inseminate (as with a turkey baster).

"Wow! Did you hear about that chick who got basted by Clay Aiken?"

by K. Gill June 10, 2008

Basted

When you're high and drunk. A hybrid of baked and wasted.

Dude. That purple haze and vodka combo got me totally basted.

by A slice June 9, 2013

Baste

to Baste: the act or practice basting. One must awaken his lady from a deep sleep by ejaculating in, on, or around her eyes. When she has sleepily opened her eyes, you proceed to yell (at the top of your lungs) "BASTED BITCH!!!" At which point you slap her across the face. Job well done.

Example 1: Your lady has refused to perform any form of sexual act, and it's time she learned her lesson; baste the shit out of her.

Example 2: Man, last night was awesome, I totally got back at my lady by basting her out of a deep sleep.

by BAM AMM February 19, 2008

Basted

a girls face looks like she's had semen glazed over it

Guy 1: yo you see katie today looks like she and Bobby did work last weekend
Guy 2: yeah she looks strate basted

by phunkmaster June 9, 2009