Bad Ass Mother Fucker
person 1: i stole some shit today!
person 2: wow, you're a B.A.M.F. aren't you...SIKE
by supah G December 17, 2006
neville longbottom
*Quotable B.A.M.F. Moments*

"What? This?" Neville dismissed his injuries with a shake of his head. "This is nothing."
*
"Alecto, Amycus' sister, teaches Muggle Studies, which is compulsory for everyone. We've all got to listen to her explain how Muggles are like animals, stupid and dirty, and how they drove wizards into hiding by being vicious toward them, and how the natural order is being reestablished. I got this one," he indicated another slash to his face, "for asking how much Muggle blood she and her brother have got."
"Blimey, Neville," said Ron, "there's a time and a place for getting a smart mouth."
"You didn't hear her," said Neville.
*
"But they've used you as a knife sharpener," said Ron...Neville shrugged.
*
"Neville's the man!"
*
"We used to sneak out at night and put graffiti on the walls."
*
"Mandrakes!" Neville bellowed at Harry over his shoulder as he ran. "Going to lob them over the walls--they won't like this!"
*
"Have you seen my grandson?"
"He's fighting," said Harry.
"Naturally."
*
Someone had broken free of the crowd and charged at Voldemort.
*
"I'll join you when hell freezes over," said Neville.
*
With a single stroke Neville sliced off the great snake's head, which spun high into the air, gleaming in the light flooding from the entrance hall...
*
Some old-school BAMF: "I'm worth twelve of you, Malfoy."
*
by Яï¢HâЯð August 13, 2008
Bad ass motherfucker *popularized by Dane Cook
Carlos is a BAMF.
That dude just ate a bowl of thumbtacks, he's a BAMF.
by Cornelious September 24, 2005
Bad Ass Mother Fucker. Someone who most likely drives a CT 2004 and is down for pretty much anything. Inspired by that silly bitch Dane Cook.
A BAMF (for instance) would not drive a Hummer 2.No because too many people already have those. They would drive something ORIGINAL. Like A cement truck with custum rims and padding in the back where friends can roll around in. That is a true BAMF!
by Lauren aka shakiki October 25, 2005
1. Most commonly used to describe a "bad ass mother fucker" or someone who is cool.
2. Originally used to describe the sound Nightcrawler from X-Men emitted as he teleported.

1. My boyfriend Chad is so cool; he's a BAMF!
2. Nightcrawler teleported so quickly that only BAMF could be heard.
by Schmooglie June 22, 2006
Bad Ass Mother Fucker
Teddy Roosevelt- reading a biography of this man is like reading a manual on how to be a BAMF, not only did he kick ass his entire life, with such BAMFness as giving a two hour speech with a bullet in his chest, but death had to take him in his sleep because if he had been awake he would have kicked deaths ass.
by Ulfrinn January 10, 2011
A Bad Ass Mother Fucker
I want to buy a car that is a B A M F
by Bamf424 April 12, 2007

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