BADFL 

bad ass dushebag for life

man when the only reason i get bitches and you dont is cause im a real badfl and you aint shit.

im a badfl, cant jock my swag.

BADFL by joyosmoo November 23, 2010

Badlands Chugs 

A legendary man. He has chugged almost every drink you can think of and still does challenges to this day. He uploads his chugs on YouTube. Apart from his chugs, he is a chill guy. He has made hip hop music. He is a friendly down to earth guy.

Guy 1: Theres a hurricane coming!!! We have to evacuate NOW!!!!!

Guy 2: No...

Guy 1: Are you crazy????

Guy 2: Just get Badlands Chugs. He will take care of this.

Guy 1: What the fuck?

Guy 2: *Tells Badlands*

Badlands Chugs: *Chugs hurricane in 5 seconds*

Guy 1: *faints in disbelief*

Badlands Chugs by flyinghog December 14, 2019

Badlands Booker 

Badlands Booker is a professional eater, and chugger. He also produces beats, and hip hop. He is also the man behind badlands chugs on youtube. He is a boss.

Guy 1: Oh Shoot! Its Badlands Booker *clicks on his video*

Badlands Booker: Yes Sir! Badlands Chugs is back! and brought to you by....the badlands booker headphones...

Badlands Booker by badlandsbookerfan December 18, 2013

badfic 

n.) A word used to refer to poorly written fanfiction. Unfortunately for most fandoms, badfic represents the majority.

Did you read that Harry/Draco fanfiction that was so riddled with plot holes and spelling errors? Talk about badfic.

badfic by Omusubi April 14, 2005

Bullshit Baffles Brains 

A deception. To put on such a good show the inspector is so impressed (s)he won't bother with a detailed check or to question anything.

Private: I can't believe the general was so impressed with that dog and pony show sir. It's a good thing he didn't really inspect the base, it's SNAFU!

Sargent: Bullshit baffles brains private.

Bullshit Baffles Brains by Eddy July 29, 2007

badillion 

A very large number. Some think it is equal to 1 dabillion to the dabillionth power. Also equal to the highest number you can think of +1. The desired sum within your bank account. Not to be confused with 1 bajillion, which is obviously made up.

How many friends do you have?
Like, a badillion, I think.
No way.

badillion by jtommyh April 23, 2021

bafflement 

confusing or puzzling.

He was in complete bafflement over who this new girl was trying to be.

bafflement by Morgan T November 10, 2006