B-Raft

The nickname given to the male reproductive organs of people named Brian, although most Brians do not qualify. It is infact not a raft at all, but is rideable and my be wet and rough at times. Riding the B-Raft is often referred to as "white water rafting."

"Im going white water rafting on the B-Raft! You can't come though, it has a one man capacity."

by HopperChopper March 10, 2009

Braft

how you say "bro" in thunder bay, ontario

"yo, braft. where you been workin lately?"

"braft - they took our jerbs!"

by braft4ever November 29, 2012

Brafternoon

Usually taking place on a friday afternoon. When Bros get together and watch Bromantic comedies, drink cappucinos with kahlua, and take naps. May involve a game of raquetball, basketball, football, soccer or just a friendly foot massage. Often followed up by a shower, picking out clothes to borrow and going out for the night, hand in hand.

Dean: hey man what you wanna do this brafternoon

Mcconnasenn: I was thinking the usual, workout followed by cappucinos

Heinz: don't forget the movie and foot massages, followed by the pre-shower iceberg! I love brafternoons.

by coolkdub September 11, 2009

brafternoon tea

A combination of breakfast, brunch, lunch and afternoon tea combined. Usually consumed as the post fasting meal after epic proptions of sex, sleep, drinking, lack of or a mixture of all the above. To nourish the couple in order to replenish drained fuel stores in preparation for the next session.

Not to be confused or associated with 'brafternoon' or any other variation where 'bra's' are mentioned.

I'm famished its 330pm, let's hit the local for some brafternoon tea... pancakes and an all day brekky.. and juice and cake and chips and a beer... reful this temple for our later offering to the gods!

by Cerealandthehound June 15, 2017

Braftus

The KOS (King Of Send). The biggest sender you know and owns all the frats known to man as a side hustle. He can be found at the function with bad bitches. His motto: “FBGM” Fuck Bitches Get Money

Braftus is your mothers daddy.

by Avery Long April 5, 2023

brafterlunchoon

when your first meal of the day is after “lunch” time

“i slept in so late i didn’t get to have breakfast so my first meal was after lunch!” “brafterlunchoon!”

by stanbambi June 15, 2025