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Diarrhoea dance along the lines of the Tijuana cha-cha or Montezuma's revenge.
"I did not have any fun during my vaction in Cancun, spent the week doing the Aztec Two-Step."
by Jtron 3000 September 15, 2005
The runs, diarrhea
Twelve hours after I arrived in Tijuana, I had the Aztec two-step real bad.
by Cornholio September 29, 2003
This is when the shit comes from you arse faster than you can make it to the crapper. AKA Reah
I felt a gurgle in my stomach as I danced the Aztec Two Step down the hall.
by Duder16789 January 10, 2008