A small, hillbilly town in North Texas, often confused for being part of Lake Worth. This town packed to the brim with racist old people and random white kids trying to talk up their high school with previous urban dictionary terms.
This town is popular for shooting down any tax proposals that will actually better this shit stain of a town because the folk want to “Keep the town small”
In this town there was also a popular chicken fucking rumor (Where a video of a student fucking a chicken was shared around the district) surrounding the tiny high school in town, ruining its reputation for that year, which doesn’t matter because the towns only high school is a broken down cesspool of country students who WILL call any POC a slur.
This town is also known for highly idolizing the High school football team, and celebrating their mascot (that is a stolen jpeg of a green hornet) named “Buzzy”. This town hosts festivals, does bake sales, and only supports the football team like some weird cult. No other school elective or event is supported like this and teachers often have to pay for their own supplies because of everything being spent on a dwindling football team. (R.I.P the schools dying art department and crumbling walls)
So if you see Azle on your road trip, just take in how it looks like any other random small town you drive through, and pray you don’t witness one of the drunk locals from Lynns saloon running in the street straight into your car! Have a nice trip!
This town is popular for shooting down any tax proposals that will actually better this shit stain of a town because the folk want to “Keep the town small”
In this town there was also a popular chicken fucking rumor (Where a video of a student fucking a chicken was shared around the district) surrounding the tiny high school in town, ruining its reputation for that year, which doesn’t matter because the towns only high school is a broken down cesspool of country students who WILL call any POC a slur.
This town is also known for highly idolizing the High school football team, and celebrating their mascot (that is a stolen jpeg of a green hornet) named “Buzzy”. This town hosts festivals, does bake sales, and only supports the football team like some weird cult. No other school elective or event is supported like this and teachers often have to pay for their own supplies because of everything being spent on a dwindling football team. (R.I.P the schools dying art department and crumbling walls)
So if you see Azle on your road trip, just take in how it looks like any other random small town you drive through, and pray you don’t witness one of the drunk locals from Lynns saloon running in the street straight into your car! Have a nice trip!
“The city hall in Azle is proposing a tax raise to help the school get it’s needed repairs”
The town of Azle- “Nah fuck that, keep the town small and get out of my taxes, but we will be okay with the school buying ONE 20,000$+ bus for only the football team to use!”
The town of Azle- “Nah fuck that, keep the town small and get out of my taxes, but we will be okay with the school buying ONE 20,000$+ bus for only the football team to use!”
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Get the Azle mug.A Redneck but nice small town with decent high schoolers and one very annoying and very bearish chicken Fucking family named the Lackey. Has good little restaurants and a good High School football team. Not all people are bad unless you get a bad look at it like the Walmart on a Sunday Morning.
Azle has had a bad students from2015-2018 but the newer classes are definitely better and there is not a lot of Drug use as there was before.
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Get the Azle mug.Misrepresented small town west of fort worth that follows eagle mountain lake. It is commonly mistaken for being part of a trailer park town called pelican bay, due to sharing postal codes. Very under rated. Being only 30 minutes from downtown fort worth. Next to the lake, and country scenery at a lower cost of living than Dfw makes it a great place to call home. Crime rate is lower than other towns in fort worth. But oddly gets a bad reputation.
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Get the Azle mug.Azle, Texas—a town so insignificant that even Google Maps has to double-check if it’s real. Nestled somewhere between “Where the hell am I?” and “Oh God, turn around,” this charming slice of hillbilly heaven is often mistaken for Lake Worth or the meth-riddled wasteland of Pelican Bay. If Fort Worth had an armpit, Azle would be the sweat stain.
Full of Rampant racism, homophobia, and the general attitude of a 1950s fever dream. If you’re a POC or LGBTQ+, don’t worry—you’ll have plenty of practice dodging slurs like you're in a live-action game of Frogger. Oh and probably dodging bullets as well.
The Economy of Azle: Where Your Dreams Go to Die
Your options for employment include:
Working at Walmart
Selling overpriced garbage at Walmart
Becoming a cashier at the gas station and learning to recognize the town drunks by name
Selling vapes and drugs to teenagers and kids
Working at one of the 13 schools
Repenting at one of the 27 churches
Starting a multi-level marketing scheme and convincing high school dropouts that essential oils cure racism
High School Kids: A mix of depressed teenagers, wannabe SoundCloud rappers, and future inmates. Some are decent. Most are one vape pod away from a fistfight at the Walmart parking lot. Ignore the furrys we tried to bully it out of most of them but a few slip our grasp.
So if you ever find yourself driving through Azle, take a deep breath, lock your doors, and whatever you do—don’t stop at Walmart.
Full of Rampant racism, homophobia, and the general attitude of a 1950s fever dream. If you’re a POC or LGBTQ+, don’t worry—you’ll have plenty of practice dodging slurs like you're in a live-action game of Frogger. Oh and probably dodging bullets as well.
The Economy of Azle: Where Your Dreams Go to Die
Your options for employment include:
Working at Walmart
Selling overpriced garbage at Walmart
Becoming a cashier at the gas station and learning to recognize the town drunks by name
Selling vapes and drugs to teenagers and kids
Working at one of the 13 schools
Repenting at one of the 27 churches
Starting a multi-level marketing scheme and convincing high school dropouts that essential oils cure racism
High School Kids: A mix of depressed teenagers, wannabe SoundCloud rappers, and future inmates. Some are decent. Most are one vape pod away from a fistfight at the Walmart parking lot. Ignore the furrys we tried to bully it out of most of them but a few slip our grasp.
So if you ever find yourself driving through Azle, take a deep breath, lock your doors, and whatever you do—don’t stop at Walmart.
"We stopped for gas in Azle, and I swear to God, the cashier looked at me like he’d never seen a non-white person before."
"I went to a house party in Azle once and left convinced that at least three people there were dating their cousins."
"Azle’s version of public transportation is just hoping someone’s drunk uncle gives you a ride in the back of his lifted truck."
"I went to Azle highschool, never seen so many homophobes and gay people all in one place."
"Azle is proof that a town can have both too much and not enough going on at the same time."
"If you ever feel bad about your hometown, just remember: at least you don’t live in Azle, where the most famous event was some dude banging a chicken."
"Moving to Azle is like willingly signing up for a reality show called Meth, Mud, and Football: The Reckoning."
"The only way out of Azle is either a high school diploma or a DUI."
"Azle is the kind of town where if you’re not careful, you’ll blink and suddenly you’ve lived there for 30 years with no explanation."
"I went to a house party in Azle once and left convinced that at least three people there were dating their cousins."
"Azle’s version of public transportation is just hoping someone’s drunk uncle gives you a ride in the back of his lifted truck."
"I went to Azle highschool, never seen so many homophobes and gay people all in one place."
"Azle is proof that a town can have both too much and not enough going on at the same time."
"If you ever feel bad about your hometown, just remember: at least you don’t live in Azle, where the most famous event was some dude banging a chicken."
"Moving to Azle is like willingly signing up for a reality show called Meth, Mud, and Football: The Reckoning."
"The only way out of Azle is either a high school diploma or a DUI."
"Azle is the kind of town where if you’re not careful, you’ll blink and suddenly you’ve lived there for 30 years with no explanation."
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