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Usually a short, stubby, Russian fellow who is a firm believer in communism. Generally owned by a short elf woman who has a firm grasp on his testicular units. In simplest terms, the most efficient description of that man, is a bitch.
Person 1: "Who's that guy over there?"
Person 2: "That's Bob."
Person 1: "Why's he wearing a leash?"
Person 2: "'Cause he's such an Ayzen."
Person 1: "Poor guy."
by Yonn Loshj November 29, 2011
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