The state one finds oneself in after a prolonged bender or an extended state of inebriation. Can also describe the act of becoming intoxicated, inebriated, high, turnt, tanked, or wrecked, especially after a period of abstinence or sobriety. Used similarly to the phrase "Three sheets to the wind". It denotes that one hasn't just fallen off "the wagon", but has in fact gone under the wheels and subsequently wrapped round the axle.
Hey Jack, I thought you were off the sauce? Looks like you've been getting wrapped round the axle again.

Man, I must have blacked out last night, I haven't haven't gotten that fucked up since last mardi gras, I really got wrapped around the axle *vomit*

Yo, Mark, wanna come by for Forties and blunts? Fuckin A we're getting wrapped round the axle tonight boooooi

I'm higher than Cooter Brown, two more hits and I'ma be axle wrapped.
by Haluci-N8 November 21, 2019
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axl rose is the singer of guns and roses and sounds like he is getting fucked by a cell-mate in prison he sucks at singing but the other musicians in guns and roses are ok but there songs are way too famous and overplayed so if you hear a guy screaming in a song there is a 50 percent its guns and roses and 50 percent its korn
guy.1 who is the singer screaming

guy.2 its axl rose
guy.1 oh
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To have a "Bent Axle" is to walk with a limp.

It all came about from a good old Aussie bloke called Kev. His kids used to race go karts and often they bent axles in the karts. When an axle gets bent it causes a wobble.

Kev once saw a man walking with a limp and proclaimed to the children...

" Look, he has a bent Axle"

And everyone laughed....
Look, he has a Bent Axle....
by SteakSammich March 8, 2022
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an in-wheel transmission that lifts the drive axle increasing ground clearance, portal axles are used in the unimog as well as in other vehicles. they generally do not raise the axle much, but because of their gear reduction, they allow for a smaller differential case, because there is less strain on the differential
"why is the axle above the center of the wheel?"
"it has portal axles"
"wtf?"
by Subliminator January 21, 2010
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