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Extremely bad ass mutha fucka who is a force to be reckoned with. Seriously whether in real life or on a video game he is an unstoppable force of nature. Especially in bed so go you ladies because this man don't swing the other way.
Nerd1: Man I got wrecked by that Druid on WoW last night
I'm pretty sure I was up against an Awston
Nerd2: Yeah I know what you mean I felt like he ripped me a new one over the computer.

Slut1;) Man, I am so happy I went out last night I totally got picked up by an Awston! I wish I could have kept up with his passion and intensity in bed. He must have used the force.

Slut2;) That's awesome slut1, what time did you go out?

Slut1;) Around 11:30pm why?

Slut2;) Because the same thing happened to me around 1am. But my guy was like 6ft tall and had long curly black hair.

Slut1;) .....mine too.....I couldn't satisfy him =(

Slut2;) Next time we will try together!

Guy listening in: Nice
Awston by Ballaholic99 December 14, 2010
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awsten knight 

Awsten knight is a natural blue
awsten knight by Imanaturalgreen January 30, 2017
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awsten knight 

god himself on earth
person 1: hey look it's awsten knight!
person 2: *kneels down and prays*
awsten knight by watercraves May 23, 2018

Alstonville high school

Alstonville high school is the only school that finds marijuana in a kids bag and gives it back at the end of the day, AHS also has celebrity teachers such as Jewish post Malone, hawk eye and franny
Alstonville high school needs air con

awsten knight 

the lead singer of the band waterparks who is also known for typing in all caps and being kind of a cryptid.

he also has some sort of confusing crush on victoria justice and everyone is very concerned about it.
“did you see awsten knight’s new tweet?”
“yeah, why is he so loud all the time?”
awsten knight by krisisboring February 2, 2019

Awsten Knight 

One tall boi with green highlighter hair.
Awsten Knight threw a toothbat into Otto’s face.

AWSTEN KNIGHT 

lead singer of the band waterparks. crackhead energy. lowkey he pretty as fuck ngl.
"dont be Awsten Knight on twitter,"
AWSTEN KNIGHT by anonymous October 2, 2019
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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