Guy one walks into his shared dorm. Find his male roomate dressing himself as a woman.

Guy one: Ok..This is totally awkweird...I'll be going.
Roomate: Uhm...it's not what you think.

awkweird by Gabriella May 23, 2005

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Awkwierd • awkweird • Akwierd • Awkweirdo • awkwerd • Socially Awkweird

awkweird

a person, place, or thing that is neither a pathetic-cute awkward nor a savvy-suave weird, but rather a weird awkward and awkward weird.

Person A: "I just cleaned the crevices between my toes with a hang nail."

Person B: "I must say that's pretty awkweird."

awkweird by neosushisek August 7, 2011

awkweird

when something is so weird that it makes the entire situation awkward

Ash: Hey dude whats up?
Brandon: Not much, just thinking about pteradactyl porn
Ash:...
Ash: thanks for making that totally awkweird

awkweird by nonstopgamer14 January 4, 2010

awkweird

Strangely uncomfortable or uncomfortably strange

As I was in the washroom, my cat opened the door accidentally, as I was just standing up to wipe.

It made me feel awkweird!

awkweird by Awkweird 2002 December 23, 2011

Awkweird

When the weirdness exceeds the awkwardness

That was awkweird

Awkweird by Timmy knowles October 3, 2018

Awkweirdo

1) A person who is awkweird.

2) A cross between a weirdo and awkward.

Brendon- Hey, did you see that guy who Brendon Urie'd me yesterday?
Patrick- Yeah, that guy had some 'Ssues.
Brendon- It was so freaky, 'cuz he came up to me and said 'Sorry I bottled you, bro'. He was really nervous.
Patrick- What a Awkweirdo!
Brendon- Yeahs, he's a 'tard and a freako, too.

Awkweirdo by Mizz_Fit October 5, 2006

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026