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A phrase recently invented by one S. Evans as a play on the usual 'awkward turtle' used when an awkward silence occurs.
John: Hey guys did you hear? Jack slept with Shannon!
Tim: Fuck off did he!?!?
Jack: Guys I'm right here.
(Awkward Silence)
Max: Awkward left-handed chicken...
by emosome July 21, 2011
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