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1.
a very awkward moment
Oh wow, That was a Awktopus....
by 123456RAD January 04, 2012
 
2.
Someone who is the epitome of awkward. Has an uncanny ability of making everyone uncomfortable... consistently.

"Jonathan asked me how far I've been with my boyfriend. WHAT AN AWKTOPUS!"

Child: Daddy! Why are those two octopi hugging for so long!?
Dad: Stop being such an awktopus, Billy. They're fucking!
by LOL POSSUMS October 12, 2007