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Oh wow, That was a Awktopus....
by 123456RAD January 04, 2012
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Someone who is the epitome of awkward. Has an uncanny ability of making everyone uncomfortable... consistently.

"Jonathan asked me how far I've been with my boyfriend. WHAT AN AWKTOPUS!"

Child: Daddy! Why are those two octopi hugging for so long!?
Dad: Stop being such an awktopus, Billy. They're fucking!
by LOL POSSUMS October 12, 2007
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Golden Shower Plush

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