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Awkschwitz 

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Used to describe a moment so awkward the sheer horror of the awkwardness can some how be related to the most notorious German concentration camp, Auschwitz.
Dude I tried to rape this girl in a dark ally but she tazed me. After I stopped seizing and was paralyzed on the ground she called the police, but until the police got there it was totally Awkschwitz.
Awkschwitz by onlyjewscanmakefunofjews December 31, 2010
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Auschwitz 

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You built Auschwitz on our minecraft server?! I was gonna build a fucking farm or something and you built AUSCHWITZ!
Pole: I hate you!
German: To auschwitz you go!
Auschwitz by Mrcrispycat October 6, 2021
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Asschwitz 

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A fart so righteous that if a holocaust survivor caught a whiff it would take them right back to 1944 Poland.
Damn you ripped wicked Asschwitz, I heard that's what killed Himmler.
Asschwitz by nick889 April 6, 2009
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Auschwitz 

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a great place

It has public showers and everything
person 1: Yo I love Auschwitz

Jew: Ew
Auschwitz by Hitler was correct in 1943 February 28, 2021

Auschwitz memorial 

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Auschwitz memorial is a acount on Twitter full of fucking niggers they twitted about urban dictionary in 2/3/2020 because they where mad about some dudes making fun of auschwitz (auschwitz is a nazi thing from the WW2), urban dictionary deleted definitions about auschwitz because these niggas are fucking 50 year old people with no life.
Auschwitz memorial: OMG RACISM!!!!!!!
Everyone: this is terrible! Omg i can't see it without crying!
Me: ah shit here we go again

Auschwitz 

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A german death camp, Used in WWII for killing and torturing jews, many jews died in gas cahmbers and other methods
Aldof hitler is fuckign sick, He killed so many jews in auschwitz death camp
Auschwitz by AC September 24, 2003

dirty auschwitz 

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The act of shitting in someone's oven and turning it to at lest 500 degrees at which the poo will then melt, causing it to permanently scar the oven.
"My roommates kicked me out so i left them a dirty auschwitz"
dirty auschwitz by ashysims March 18, 2010
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crunchy 

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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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Galantir

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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

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In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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Whale 

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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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Concrete cowboy 

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A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
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hobo loko

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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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