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Ackles Ass Equation

y=-(sin(x^(1.7/6)+4)+(1/x))+10 is the sine function that measures the curve of Jensen Ackles/ Dean Winchester's booty
Fangirl 1#: Using y=-(sin(x^(1.7/6)+4)+(1/x))+10 to measure the curve of Jensen's butt
Fangirl2#: You mean the Ackles Ass Equation

jensen ackles 

Extremely attractive male who is most commonly known for playing Dean Winchester on CW's Supernatural. Very naturally funny, smart, sweet and talented. Married to Daneel Ackles and father to their child, Justice Jay (aka JJ) Ackles. Apparently protective on set. Likes country music because he was born in Texas, but has semi adapted to his character's music taste of classic rock. All around good person. Apparently very protective of the women on set. Isn't that adorable.
*During sex scene in the show*

Girl: *walks towards the camera after taking her clothes off*
Jensen: *is waiting right behind the camera with an open robe for her to walk into*
Jensen: Good take.

Every female: *cries because Jensen Ackles is a perfect man*

Pulled an Ackles 

To spectacularly exceed expectations.

From Jensen Ackles receiving all around critical acclaim ,

world-wide positive acknowledgement and award

nominations for his role as Soldier Boy on The Boys .
Josh pulled an Ackles at his first concert Saturday.
Pulled an Ackles by JadeJackles August 16, 2022

Spun right round the ankles

Describing drunkenness, being messed up, can not walk straight
Look at that hobo he can't even stand, must be "spun right round the ankles"

jensen ackles 

Jensen Ackles, the most sexiest man to ever live. He plays the sexy, funny, and smug character Dean Winchester on the BEST SHOW EVER, Supernatural.
Girl1: OMG Jensen Ackles is literally daddy
Girl2: Can Jensen marry me, ugh, i love him.

Knock Them Ankles Loose 

Coined by the YouTuber Tpindell. It means to have sex with another woman. She will have her feet up in the air and while you are raming her with your rock hard cock her ankles will move side to side like they are loose.
Yo baby girl you know I love you and everything. I just want to be your friend but on a side note can I knock them ankles loose.