A suburb in North Austin full of asians and white people. West of Parmer has all the cheap townhomes full of weirdos and the East has all the nice houses with normal people.

House prices only go up because the school district is good so all the people from California move here and pay crazy prices to raise their family here.

Nothing notable has happened except some kid crashed a stolen car into someone’s backyard and killed some people.
Person 1: “Hey where do you live?”

Person 2: “Avery Ranch.”

Person 1: “Lucky. I live in Brushy Creek because i’m poor.”
by Nawgie February 4, 2021
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