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A shirt collar that does not lay flat. A collar that pops on its own.
Chris's shirt collar is on autopop.
Autopop by Megels April 25, 2007

autooptopokephobia 

The fear of poking one's own eye out
arachnophobia is to fear of spiders, as autooptopokephobia is to the fear of poking one's own eye out.
autooptopokephobia by UDwurdcreator January 13, 2009

Automophile 

The person we all know who practically pants with lust when they're waiting to cross the road because someone drove by in a very fast car.

They like to talk about cars, buy magazines about cars and watch cars on eBay that they have no intention of buying, just to see how much it goes for. They normally have at least one poster of a car in their home, and will regularly show you a picture or YouTube clip of the car they dream of owning one day. They scoff at the speed limit, have at least three points on their driving license and watch Formula One as if it's actually interesting.

These people are awful. Jeremy Clarkson is an example of a famous automophile.
Ugh, Clarkson. What a pleasure it would be to kick that self loving automophile in the balls.
Automophile by MagickDio July 12, 2011

autonophilia 

A Sexual attraction to Androids or Robots.
Roger Smith of Big O begins to develop autonophilia over the course of the series.
autonophilia by T. Crosser August 26, 2006

autotopsy 

The procedure performed by the M.E. (mechanical examiner) to assertain the reason your vehicle died.
Person 1: Wow! What happened to your car? It was working fine yesterday.

Person 2: I'm not sure, they are performing an autotopsy on it.
autotopsy by Squaretumbleweed January 19, 2011

autocoprophagic

Autocoprophagy refers to shit eating; specifically ones own shit, after deposited or taken directly from the anus.
I say, Tony Abbott certainly displays some strong autocoprophagic tendencies when he starts denying the right for refugees to seek asylum in Australia, despite himself being a descendent of of the first generation of boat arrivals.
autocoprophagic by donkee February 28, 2012
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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