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The act of partially defecating out a hot steaming log and then bending your body like a pretzel to fellate the shit in a the sexiest autoerotic act alive
"You gonna hook up with that chick tonight?"
"Nah, I think I'd rather good home and get a good autologging session in."
by Greg and Nate January 25, 2008

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