When someone texts you something they wish they hadn't, so they claim it was because of autocorrect - even if the word they say they meant to use is actually a word.
Sarah: Jeff's cock is so big!
Robby: We should break up now.
Sarah: Sorry! Autocorrect! I meant clock! His clock is so big!
Robby: Why would autocorrect correct a real word? I call autocorrect defect!
Robby: We should break up now.
Sarah: Sorry! Autocorrect! I meant clock! His clock is so big!
Robby: Why would autocorrect correct a real word? I call autocorrect defect!
by autosnorrect June 16, 2011
Text 1 : Hey guys, would you rather spend your holidays
A) boozing with friends or
B) harming out with your family?
Text 2 : My bad, autocorrect karma, should have said "hanging out"
A) boozing with friends or
B) harming out with your family?
Text 2 : My bad, autocorrect karma, should have said "hanging out"
by Gronkage December 14, 2015
An individual who believes it is their duty to correct any misspelling or typos you make to show their superiority.
Billy: "hey dude your awesome!"
Pretentious douchebag: "It's *you're* not your dumbass."
Billy: I don't need no human autocorrect!!!!!
Pretentious douchebag: "It's *you're* not your dumbass."
Billy: I don't need no human autocorrect!!!!!
by TriforceofPower October 26, 2011
A phrase often used when a private or dirty text is sent to the wrong person in an attempt to lessen the awkwardness or dismiss the conversation
Girl: Jeff's cock is so big
Guy: This is your boyfriend. I think we need to break up
Girl: Sorry, autocorrect!! I meant clock!
Guy: This is your boyfriend. I think we need to break up
Girl: Sorry, autocorrect!! I meant clock!
by black409 May 12, 2011
A phrase written (and sometimes shouted) after one notices their smartphone's auto-correct has corrected a typo to a word other than the one they had actually intended.
Usually, the user notices the incorrect correction after the message has been sent, which results in a frantic and rushed follow-up message to save face.
Usually, the user notices the incorrect correction after the message has been sent, which results in a frantic and rushed follow-up message to save face.
by WerriamMebster September 29, 2011
When you type a word, autocorrection changes the word and then you post it before proofreading it, changing the entire meaning of what you were trying to say.
When I text my girlfriend, I have premature autocorrection so I end up having to apologize for what I said.
by JRinSLC June 28, 2015
A reader understanding the meaning of words in a text message despite autocorrect having changed them from what the sender intended, precluding the need for clarification.
There's no need to send another text saying
"*fucking" Mike, I know and give autocorrect license when you say "my ducking brother is late again"
"*fucking" Mike, I know and give autocorrect license when you say "my ducking brother is late again"
by HandsomeHair June 3, 2015