Autausm

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So you know how autism is only 3 stages?
O.K. so imagine stage 4 autism
and you got autausm

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regular human: dude this needs to be euthanized
regular human too: yeah this dude has autausm

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autasmic

A mash up of the words "autistic" and "orgasmic" often used to explain when something is so visually pleasing it leaves you dumbfounded and feeling better than when you orgasm.

Also used when something looks really dumb, but has an appealing aesthetic to a specific crowd.

Wow bro that picture was autasmic!

Did you see Kelly the other day? She was looking autasmic in that dress.

autasmic by encrypted April 11, 2017

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Autasmic

Adj
A word that describes a person or action as fantastically autistic.

Dude that throw was autasmic.

Autasmic by Swordwrath June 1, 2017

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autaism

A religion where we pray to Atua.
Jesus: Angie Yonaga

The Holy Spirit: Atua.
We will pray to Atua daily, and love Angie.

Korekiyo Shinguji is banned.

“Hey do you know the religion, ‘Autaism’?”
“Yes I do actually! I pray to Atua and Angie everyday!”

autaism by Literally Angie November 22, 2020

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Autasm

An autistic orgasm

Bro Calvin is def on the spectrum, I bet he has autasms.

Autasm by Simeon the Niger January 8, 2023

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Autaum

A great girl, very pretty, athletic and smart. Beautiful, guys are intimidated by her.

Bob- Who's that?

Jean- She's the new girl, Autaum.

Autaum by "Jesus Freak " December 6, 2014

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Autasmo

The god of Chromosomes in Christian religion
In the legend tittled Pete and his Tiny Penis, Autasmo can be seen blessing Pete with an extra leathery scrotum

Please donate 47 non gmo chromosomes to summon the almighty Autasmo.

Autasmo by VNE455licker May 9, 2018

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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