Skip to main content
Austohn is the coolest crippled kid ever. He is our bestie, even though he is extremely innocent. He's anorexic, and likes to throw grenades at himself while playing Call of Duty. He's the most spoiled kid ever. His only diet consists of french fries, bread, and popcorn that he makes with the popcorn machine he ordered with his parents' credit card.
Jim Bob: "That kid is such an Austohn."
Jedidiah: "He's the coolest cripple I know!"
Austohn by Your stalker. :) March 3, 2011
Austohn mug front
Get the Austohn mug.
See more merch

Auston Matthews 

The man who saved the great Maple Leaf from inevitable extinction.
That Auston Matthews kid is something else, eh?
Auston Matthews by MacDaddyy April 17, 2017

Auston Matthews 

Auston Matthews is bussin when it comes to hockey. This #34 is definitely a keeper. Playing for the leafs, he has won awards for his excellent skills, such as the Rocket Richard trophy in 2021 and many more to come. We love Austie :)
"Ain't Auston Matthews just the best?" - Linda

"Oh yeah, Austies my fav 😍" - Deborah
amazing guy that you will love nomatter what he does
ahh auston always makes me feel better :)
auston by brokenheart01 June 15, 2010
A mysterious epic guy who is extremely good at video games and has a nice smile

The cooler form of the name "Austin"

The guy you wish you were like but aren't

A great Troll and undefeatable
GreatGmaezLps: Why is he trolling me so hard?

SkittleGamer9: He's just an Auston
Auston by GreatGamezLPS May 28, 2013
1) boss

2) Strong man: physically, mentally, emotionally, and spiritually.

3) The cooler version of the name "Austin"
Don't worry bro, Auston's here. Everything is going to be better now.
Auston by Saint Bo Jingo February 26, 2011
Derived from Austin
1) - An anomaly, never matched or met, searching for enlightenment.
2) - Good looking, charming, intelligent.
3) - An American Poet, with excellent writing style and peculiar lyricism.
You are so Auston.

You're poem's are similar to Auston's.
auston by biabia July 13, 2004