Noun, Verb
1. The act of applying
real world physics on fictional events resulting in absurd conclusions. It works as a form of edutainment. It is rarely used in battleboarding discussions. The namesake is
the narrator from ShoddyCast's "The SCIENCE!"
2. The act of measuring things subject to artistic licensing under the
assumption that they are self-consistent.
1. I just saw a video where someone was austinning
the Pokemon evolutions. It was
horrifying, funny and I learned some things about biology.
2. You can't just take the size of this stylized
milk carton and measure how big the stylized house is in comparisson to it. You're austinning!