Austin Maslanka

person who is very anti-social with females but thinks he can get a Munster 8th grader. He probably has a 10 ERA and gives up taters 450 dead center to 12 year olds.
The kid today pitched like Austin Maslanka
by tucker the dick sucker November 19, 2018
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God what an Austin Maslanka that guy is. He gave her aids then stole all her money.
God what an Austin Maslanka that guy is. He gave her aids then stole all her money.
by Robertschneider3 September 14, 2020
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