"Aunty puts five new channels online"
"He wants to triple the broadcaster's number of TV stations and radio services over the next 12 years to increase Australian content and cement Aunty's place in the digital media age"
"He wants to triple the broadcaster's number of TV stations and radio services over the next 12 years to increase Australian content and cement Aunty's place in the digital media age"
by anomnomynous August 27, 2009
In the drug world, an older (usually middle aged) woman who deals and is genuinely nice and helps you out when you need it. Everyone loves the aunties but some take advantage of them.
by shotaboyz June 30, 2014
An Australian comedy trio that is a business front for the distribution of one of the least common illicit drugs in the country, peruvian snow cocaine.
Aunty Donna have also expressed in a interest in acquiring a popular fast-food pizza franchise to aid in the distribution of peruvian snow cocaine, to be delivered hidden in pizza boxes.
Early evidence of Aunty Donna’s involvement in the distribution of peruvian snow cocaine can be viewed freely in the YouTube video, titled “Havent You Done Well 5: Cocaine - 1999 Ep05”, wherein an attractive lunch lady arrives to an office meeting room, after the trip had been imbibing a substantial amount of cocaine in a number of ways, including insufflation, contact to the skin, and rectal funneling.
She seductively ask is the trio had seen her icing sugar, thereby covering the video from any investigation by Australian authorities for possession of illicit substances.
Aunty Donna have also expressed in a interest in acquiring a popular fast-food pizza franchise to aid in the distribution of peruvian snow cocaine, to be delivered hidden in pizza boxes.
Early evidence of Aunty Donna’s involvement in the distribution of peruvian snow cocaine can be viewed freely in the YouTube video, titled “Havent You Done Well 5: Cocaine - 1999 Ep05”, wherein an attractive lunch lady arrives to an office meeting room, after the trip had been imbibing a substantial amount of cocaine in a number of ways, including insufflation, contact to the skin, and rectal funneling.
She seductively ask is the trio had seen her icing sugar, thereby covering the video from any investigation by Australian authorities for possession of illicit substances.
Aunty Donna are the best comedy act.
(“Aunty Donna” being slang for the distribution of peruvian snow cocaine in this example, and “comedy act” being th quality and purity of peruvian snow cocaine.)
(“Aunty Donna” being slang for the distribution of peruvian snow cocaine in this example, and “comedy act” being th quality and purity of peruvian snow cocaine.)
by sven tymanski March 2, 2018
Auntie Nora is Karl Pilkington (former Xfm radio producer, now star of The Ricky Gervais Show and An Idiot Abroad) colourful aunt who he referenced several times during the Xfm years, the podcasts, and in his writing.The most famous legend of Auntie Nora is when she farted for 5 minutes as a result of being "pumped full of drugs" by doctors, Karl described her sounding like a 'maraca' she was so full of drugs all the time. Karl has also gone into detail about a time when he sat down in front of his TV as a child and happened to catch a glimpse up her skirt, and that "it looked like a ripped tennis ball" much to Ricky's hyena-like laughter. Karl also described how when he was a kid he used to have to rub Auntie Nora's back, and it was "like putting your hands in a bowl of Coco Pops". For his 8th birthday, she gave Karl a t-shirt with a picture of her face on it.
Once Karl talked about how Auntie Nora was interested in having her back garden Astroturfed because she was tired of dealing with it but she liked the green. Other oddities include her mashing up her leftover food and storing loads of meals for ages in ice cream tubs in the fridge, and her penchant for putting a valance around objects to hide what is underneath.
Once Karl talked about how Auntie Nora was interested in having her back garden Astroturfed because she was tired of dealing with it but she liked the green. Other oddities include her mashing up her leftover food and storing loads of meals for ages in ice cream tubs in the fridge, and her penchant for putting a valance around objects to hide what is underneath.
"Me Auntie Nora is worried about the melting icebergs, not cos of rising sea levels but cos she thinks thats where we get our ice from."
“They always say when you get someone a present, You should buy them something they wouldn’t buy themselves. Daft rule. I want something I would buy myself if I had the money. When I was young, me Auntie Nora got me a present I wouldn’t buy meself. It was a t-shirt with her face on it.”
“They always say when you get someone a present, You should buy them something they wouldn’t buy themselves. Daft rule. I want something I would buy myself if I had the money. When I was young, me Auntie Nora got me a present I wouldn’t buy meself. It was a t-shirt with her face on it.”
by Karly Pilkoids May 6, 2011
bunch of middle aged women that mass send out articles and long ass messages to every friend and relative they can possibly find about the latest cancer-inducing food, wide-spreading pandemic, or warning them that if their kid uses snapchat, they might secretly be a drug dealer, over the apps like wechat or whatsapp.
Sibling: Yo, mom just told me to throw out my switch cause some wechat aunty send her an article about the switch causing cancer!
Me: Wechat aunties are ruining our lives.
Me: Wechat aunties are ruining our lives.
by chiruri March 7, 2020
The aunt in the family who has a good career, is humble.. yet bougie. Usually has no kids, but shows up to the family functions showing love, very chill, with a cocktail in her hand and planning her next vacation between moments of silence.
by southsidechicago July 16, 2022
based off of uncle tom.
women who let men walk all over them/their kids. never stand up for themselves, but then later complain about it. allow themselves to become slaves to the men in their life. they consistently choose their man (husband or boyfriend) over everything, even their own kids.
women who let men walk all over them/their kids. never stand up for themselves, but then later complain about it. allow themselves to become slaves to the men in their life. they consistently choose their man (husband or boyfriend) over everything, even their own kids.
person 1: "my mom's new boyfriend is a piece of shit. I told her to kick him out, but she said that if I didn't like it I could move out!"
person 2: "what a fucking auntie tomina"
person 2: "what a fucking auntie tomina"
by Nothanksjustpublish August 18, 2019