Top Definition
A Greek slave with the smallest penis in Greece or anywhere in the world for that matter. It was said that in ancient Greek Augustino was hired to make rulers laugh on days when they were down. Just the sight of his tiny penis left the rulers in tears. Augustino later fled the country and headed for South Africa where he settled down on his own.

"You've got an Augustino" = You've got a small penis.

"You're going to be Augustino" = You're going to be forever alone.
by factbook October 25, 2013

The Urban Dictionary Mug

Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug

The Urban Dictionary Mug

Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug

The Urban Dictionary Mug

Your favorite word on a white mug.

Create a mug

The Urban Dictionary Mug

One side has the word, one side has the definition. Microwave and dishwasher safe. Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug

The Urban Dictionary T-Shirt

Soft and offensive. Just like you.

Buy the t-shirt

The Urban Dictionary T-Shirt

Smooth, soft, slim fit American Apparel shirt. Custom printed. 100% fine jersey cotton, except for heather grey (90% cotton).

Buy the t-shirt