Top Definition
A Greek slave with the smallest penis in Greece or anywhere in the world for that matter. It was said that in ancient Greek Augustino was hired to make rulers laugh on days when they were down. Just the sight of his tiny penis left the rulers in tears. Augustino later fled the country and headed for South Africa where he settled down on his own.

"You've got an Augustino" = You've got a small penis.

"You're going to be Augustino" = You're going to be forever alone.
by factbook October 25, 2013

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